/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Usually I hate vague crosspost in jokes like this but in this case TERF jokes made me giggle, well done.

>>7725872
>paying 300 dollars to eat fucking REINDEER MOSS
Holy shit.

Waffle House is not a chain. I have been led to believe over time it is the manifestation in our reality of some vast organism or eldrich abominations, due to it's reality defying and ontological powers.

They only rarely appear in 'nice areas', the preferred environment for Waffle Houses to live seems to be in run down areas. Next to gas stations, truck stops, ghettos and the seedier parts of a town. They somehow exist in defiance of all the laws that would seem to govern what would happen to a business there.

Going inside, things only become weirder. You'll see among the customers a bizarre mixture of ghetto gangbangers, crackheads, rednecks, white trash, black trash, ordinary people, police officers.

They are all attended to by what appear to be former convicts. The cooks might be a massive slab of a man covered in tattoos and scars, or an ancient black man who looks more rasin than human. The waitresses are covered in tattoos as well. I don't understand why the extradimensional entity disguising itself as Waffle Houses prefers ex convicts to serve and work for it, but it seems to have its own motives.

The final reality defying part is the quality of the food, and indeed the inside of the Waffle House itself. Even though the area outside can be filled with choking gasoline fumes, burnt down and used as crack houses and meth labs, filled with gangbangers, or simply covered in dirt and grime the inside is spotless and clean. The food produced also seems to defy reality, being high in portions and taste and being low in price.

I hope this helps you /ck/.