/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5395070

> avocados, avocados in everything

Goddammit, California. Stop making food.

>>5361147

> ruining perfectly good whiskey

>>4949527
>caring this much about carbonated drinks
OP wanted some tips, I gave him my opinion. Heaven forbid I actually show some decency toward someone on 4chan.

>Asian generalization followed by American generalization
I'll play your little game, Asians are far more active and can burn off the excessive sugar and calories. Americans are typically less active and therefore the sugar is stored in the body.

>American portions
it's a 12 oz can and the serving size is 1 fucking can you moron.

>Leftist logic?
Not sure how that comes into play. OP clearly stated that he has a problem limiting his soda consumption and compares it to other typical addictions (liquor and cigarettes). I was paralleling for him. However there is a possibility that he will experience some caffeine and possibly sugar withdrawals depending on how much he typically consumes.

>>4926583
>B-but Ernest hemingway has an overstuffed burger. So i should too anon.
So if he also gave himself blowjobs while riding a bicycle would you do that too? Also the amount of MSG they suggest adding is alarming. Again, if the meat can't stand on it's own why bother making a burger?

>Wor-sauce
Provides moisture and salt content, I don't drown the meat in it. Taste is barely noticeable in the end. Hardly falls under umami, and i don't go out of my way to accentuate that flavor.

>Testing proves
[citation]. If you can't evenly cook your burger on one flip then it's too thick. This was my previous point that you obviously ignored. What's my proof? Years of grilling, and watching several generations of family apply the same method. A few restaurant owners, and a caterer or two. Always the same. Whether flattop, pan, or grill it's about 5-8 minutes per side with 1 flip in between. Might not be scientific,but if there was a flaw, they wouldn't have gotten to where they are. Also the fucking hemingway link you played like a trump card said the patty was flipped ONCE. Way to go, shitlord.

>annoying people
Sure this is true to some degree. But the people that think they're the next Gordon Ramsay by over-seasoning and poorly cooking food are just inane. You can ruin your own meals and be proud of them, but don't try and convince others to follow.

> going to subway
> getting egg salad or tuna

> tfw this thread still exists and people are still posting in it
> jewmod jewspiracy