/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15644003
>be me
>go grocery shopping one day looking for the essentials
>wander up and down the aisles aimlessly because I can't find anything that I'm looking for
>while scanning the shelves I'm suddenly startled by a Jew
>his beady eyes and long snout pierce my gentile soul to it's core
>realize that there is a group of Jews staring at me
>get nervous and try to escape
>I'm surrounded by glass walls and can't escape
>The stench of failed dreams surrounds me like the scent of a carnival
>The staring of those Jews and my own hysteria finally overtake me and I pass out
>Awaken to a clerk begging me to wake up
>regain my bearings but my eyes quickly scan towards the direction of my semitic tormentors
>notice a hastily scrawled message on the entrance to their lair
>"Feeder rats: 2/$1.00"
>See cats, dogs, birds on the shelves
>I was shopping for groceries at a pet store
>mfw