/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17035234
>Anime makes people furious to this degree
I have a deer in the deep freeze, plenty of sausage, I have a shitload of sauerkraut fermenting, hard cider fermenting, tomato paste from the tomatos I didn't eat, herbs dried and frozen, something like fifty pounds of rice, I don't even know how much corn, around fourty gallons of diesel, a generator. No water because I have a well, solar panels, and the aformentioned generator. I have twenty thousand rounds in storage, guns, and some extra coated in cosmoline in the woods. I've bought paper towels and TP in bulk my whole life because it's cheaper and I can just put the extra in the pantry.

Every single person who has a job and lives in a rural community lives like this. It's hilarious that you people think this could be considered bragging. It isn't bragging, it's the absolute bare minimum you can do. It's like being able to get out of bed, put on pants yourself, and tie your own shoes. The fact that you think that anon is larping is pathetic, I can't imagine thinking that having a month or so of food and basic dry goods is something anyone would doubt. If I told you I had a driver's license would you start screeching and ask me to post proof? The city air has poisoned your mind. Learn how to do things for yourself again, learn how to rely on yourself. It isn't too late.

>>16884680
>Hey I like McIntosh apples but I prefer apples that are firmer and less sweet
>REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE DOING IT WROOOOOOONG

Yeah, macs are one of the more firm apples, that's why they made it on my list of favourite apples, because, again, I LIKE firm apples. They're also not too sweet, because, again, I prefer apples that aren't too sweet. Are you starting to see a pattern, you fucking moron? Northern Spy, by the way, are firmer and less sweet than macs, and I like them more. Empire are about the same but I brought them up because they're good for pies, but macs are too so it's really a tossup.

>but don't pretend your singular shitty variety is representative.
I know more than you.

>live alone

get a girlfriend