/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10316831
this bait is too good, I can't resist cursing the motherfucker who wrote this. please, don't let tumblr spill over this board.

>>10277610
How the fuck did he even cook those? They have no grill marks or sear of any kind, did he just bake ground beef in the shape of a patty

>>10273647
>Russian dressing marketed as American sauce

>>10264076
For fuck sake, just peeled a 100 of these motherfuckers today while throwing away the shells. For what you guys use it? Chewing this shit is like chewing your own nails, so it's problably for making some stock, huh? Btw, what's the biggest shrimp out there? I'm trying to make niguiris with shrimp, but there isn't a good size for making them properly.

>>9386051
you never forget the first cheese and tomato toastie burn...

>>8194991
>same minus the organ hurting
>on business
>started taking Prozac
>urge to get wasted less

>>7057890
>mfw

>>6338602
Oh god the first time I had a soft boiled egg was a revelation.

> tfw you accidentally break the yolk peeling the egg under the tap and all that golden nectar flows into the drain

>baking potatoes
>in a glass pyrex baking dish
>so hungy
>starving
>potatoes are done
>waiting for them to cool
>"clean now so you won't worry about it later," I thought.
>put pyrex under cold water
>GLASS EXPLOSION
>mfw

I thought I was going to shit myself.