/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20024214
Does a lemon pig count as Idolatry? I don't want to go to hell.

It is infuriating and I see it with literally everything. The absolute worst is when you go to a website instead of the app. "Uh oh, looks like out website is deliberately cantankerous and clumsy, so you better just get the app!" Or cellphones being turned into potatoes after a year of totally unnecessary bullshit updates that are basicly just them pouring in cement so you'll have to buy a new one.
People responsible for this shit should be fired. Every cubic measurement of unmade-yet-paid-for Klondike bar should be crafted into one giant dildo that the fuckfaces responsible should take up the ass until they pay back everyone they deliberately and shamelessly swindled. That's what should be done TO THEM for a Klondike bar.

>>19494140
STOP. STOP telling people about that area. That's my hometown and I don't want it to get discovered and sold out to hordes of outsiders. It's already happening with rich people building new houses allover pine island.

>>19470027
Baked a pavlova a couple years ago for a family Christmas.
I was letting it finish cooking with the oven off and the door ajar and my dumbshit brother-in-law decides to close the oven door.
This burned my pav and I think it's the angriest I've ever gotten as an adult.

>>18996449
In a fast food restaurant? Fuck no. There's a chair in the staff room, you can sit while you're on your break.
There's always something to do, if you can't find yourself a job I'll find one for you.
>help serve front counter customers
>help serve drive thru customers
>clean packing benches
>clean restaurant (clear tables, empty bins, clean bathroom)
>sweep the floor (front and back of house)
>empty back of house bins that are full
>stock up cups, boxes, drinks, etc
>bring some big boxes of fries from the back freezer to the small freezer by the fryers
>check the big sinks for dishes that need washed
>if there are still no customers at this point, go on a break
t. former KFC assistant manager

>>16359541
You would too if even if you were splitting had 2 sets of crab legs, a bunch of mussels, shrimp, I don't know what that is, and 5 whole lobsters, several sodas, mini bottles of liquor, and some fucking cheezits.

>>16085583
hey he asked nicely fren wth

>>16011092
>green olives on a pizza

>>16004506
contribute something you basketball american

>making pie filling
>constantly stirring in sauce pan while bringing to boil
>eggs curdle anyway
FUCK

*sad asian noises*

>>15247930
Goddamned right. How dare they charge money for things that fall off the condiment tree, which takes no space and drops things directly into your car.

>op eats literal human remains
>123 replies
>not one single reference to soylent green
Very disappointed tbqhwyfam

>>14708539
>silvered onion

>>13956638
Is this why Japan has cats everywhere?

>>13714586
>lent
>the bible

>>13584720
>can we stop
disgusting zoomer legume lad

>>13552759
no u
>>13552826
Something about cooking food in plastic bags bugs me
>>13552774
Fuck spics but maybe

>>13539861
>you may as well consume hundreds of grams of sugar syrup goy
BEGONE RAT

>>13433055
>washing machine in kitchen
>next to the toilet
>which is under the cupboards and countertop
>under the microwave, next to the coffeepot and butterdish
Why even pretend you have a house? I see a fucking hatch in the floor. Please don't tell me you open it and lift up your bed.

>>13361043

>>13346692
Jesus all that wasted steak. Surely these people have to be British.

>look at local goat cheese
>they've added "gluten free" label and a 60% markup
Knock it off you faggots. You are not allergic to everything, you are not helping the environment by masturbating to paying more, and seeing the "gluten free" label on water makes me hope our species dies.

Go protest Vietnam or something.

>>13201970
How did they even get it there? Someone call Quigley, I don't think a 12 gauge could humanely put down the beast.