/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>ask a girl out to brunch for a first date, got her number the night before drink as fuck and she was the pizza girl at 3 am
>i have $20, literally, and that's it
>she decides to skip class and kidnaps me
>drives me an hour away to the nearest fucking city
>we're going on a walk through the streets, parks, over bridges
>as it gets late, she gets hungry
>suggests we go to some boojie ass restaurant on the riverside
>it's a seafood place
>shit is not cheap
>oh fuck
>she orders the alaskan king crab for herself, some expensive ass other thing, not sure if it was a steak or what at this point, and calamari for us to share
>i order swordfish cuz it's slightly above middling, remaining modest
>gets drank and shit too, bill totals like $150
>i have $5 in my pocket because i was broke, 20, confused, and didn't really think this day through
>internally screaming trying to figure out how the fuck i'm going to manage to pay for this shit, while the sun is setting on the river in a restaurant that's almost empty and just for us
>the check comes, i'm cool as a cat, but totally clueless
>bitch steals the check from me and refuses to let me pay
>honestly thank god because we were about to dip
>walking across the people bridge to get back to her car and there's a guy wearing a purge mask dancing at us
>he casually passes, she shows me the knife she was gripping in her pocket
>tells me she loves me 2 weeks later

the entire day was pretty fucking incredible and she was a wonderful girl desu

>>11750775
Kinda take turns. And by take turns I mean that neither of us end up actually cooking if it's just us and we make mac n cheese and chill.

>>11439878
>>11440138
Why is /ck/ so smart?

>>11369027
A very noble cause, anon. Have a tea and carry on

>>11174299
what other school is there numbnuts? I sure as fuck don't go to CIA

>>11143675
go and travel some of the hebrides, sample their seafood, game, and other produce, then talk to the world about Scotland and its food
you ain't shit, motherfucker

@11045511
Damn, imagine typing this out in hopes to get (you)s
That's real gay anon

>>10816483
Sauce?

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