/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>At a local diner
>eating a decent sized meal, having a good time
>Gas starts welling up, too afraid to go to the bathroom
>Right when I'm almost finished eating a loud belch and fart come out at the same time
>customer next to me asks to have me thrown out for ruining his meal
>I can hear people start making jokes about me
>Get really angry and slam a 20 dollar bill on the counter and storm out on the verge of tears
>Never went back