/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12168372

I felt a psychological sting of WDs just looking at that shit.

Only once, and it was mostly because I was drunk and jetlagged. I try not to be a dick, because I worked at BK as a teenager and I get how mistakes happen.
>get off flight feeling like a bag of shit
>stop at McDs on the way from the airport
>order two fuccdoubles, no cheese
>receive and check burgers near the counter
>both have cheese
>ask cashier if I could swap them out for two with no cheese
>she asks me WHY
>tell her I ordered them with no cheese
>she asks why I can't just peel it off
>BECAUSE THE SHIT IS GRAFTED TO THE PATTY GODDAMN
>bitch snatches the burgers up and comes back with two new ones
>no thank you or apology
I don't normally get like that, but fuck her.

>>11271056

>forgot about masterched australia season 8
>have to download 50 episodes

>>6662150
Mint chocolate Becca, OH SHIT FUCK! I meant Anna. I'll get mint choc-... Wait, no, don't walk away!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAY FOR YOUR STRAWBERRY SWIRL!
>Cashier: That'll be $2.49 Casanova
God damn it.

>>6637303
Pros: Veganism is good for the environment, cheap, and doesn't hurt animals
Cons: They'll never enjoy a meal again, and will most likely suffer from a lack of protein, vitamins, and minerals.
Also they're faggots.
>Pic related

Gonna take OP's question "What should I add to this list"
What the fuck do I add to my diet? I just had the worst shit of my life at least 2lbs hard as a fucking rock, and roughly 1 3/4" - 2" in diameter.
What do I add to my diet to take softer shits?
I think that was the closest thing an ab workout that some skeleton DYEL faggot like me has ever had.