/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13132639
I mean yeah both put pressure and stimulation on the prostate which feels great. Why is this on /ck/ tho? You want to toss my salad?

>>13020574
>set microwave to 3 mins
>doesn't start until timer hits 2 min mark
I've seen many microwaves do this. Why?

>>12930443
But I love raw meat, especially stick-shaped ones...

>coq au vin
>there weren't any chickens in the van

>>12794776
Does cock count as food?

>>12713735
Why would you eat before he reams you out? Is he into having poop on his dick or something

>>12526837
>didn't know he's nerdy when you fucked him
You did fuck him first right after you met him on grindr before taking him out on a """date""" right?

>>12490692
Why do Jews love to stuff things so much?

>>12491139
Where's your cute brother? I told him to change into a maid outfit too didn't I?

>>12462512
Why would you go vegan? Cummies aren't vegan

>>12464992
Ask your bf to add more creamy toppings?

>now melts!

>>12174470
>go to sports bar with colleagues last month because it's March Madness
>qt waiter taking our order
>order lime mimosa
>"uhh we don't have that"
>ok fine how about cherry daiquiri
>"uhh let me check for ya"
>comes back 3 mins later
>"sorry sir we don't have that either, can I recommend some [IPA hipster craft beer bullshit]"
>mfw

>>12180843
There are other Diaposters?

>>11870185
>wishful thinking
On your part? Why?
>how did the blood taste
Like blood.

>>11787078
Haha I love sushi, how is it gay?

>>11673220
Yeah when I was a freshman in college and some hunky seniors in the frat hazed me by giving me a beer enema. I was out cold in seconds
My butt was really sore the day after tho have no idea why