/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18743873
>living in a house and property when someone else owns it but yourself

>>15898109
>Put non stick pan on gas stove
>drizzle in olive oil
>turn on burners and throw in steak without waiting for the pan to warm up
>get paranoid about over cooking the steak so flip it every 30 seconds.
>half way through cooking the steak remember that it's a good idea to season it, dump too much salt and not enough pepper on it.
>burners were only ever turned up to medium, so no sear and is taking forever to cook
>take it off the pan way before it is done and stick it on a plate with some instant mashed potatos
wa la

>>15558665
get me high as fuck and i'd go to town on that

>>15249246

>>12860115
Can I suck the blue milk straight from the alien titties?