/ck/ - Food & Cooking

"Great Heavens, James! After slaughtering all of these indigenous peoples, it appears they don't possess any spices!"
"By George you're right, Rashayr! Now what shall we eat back in our home county of Bongcummingcockington?"

>fish sticks
>Gerber brand mushy peas
>fish-head pie
>bean sandwich
>potato sandwich
>toast sandwich
>ice cube sandwich
>fucking eels
>blood turds
>spotted cocks
>fermented mold sauce, aka worchestershire
>poop curry, that we stole from a nation that can't use a toilet
>beef soda, aka bovril
>yeast scrapings, aka branston pickle
>unwashed, shit covered eggs
>weevil cakes
>room temp beer because we cant afford refrigeration
>toothpaste for mints but not for brushing