/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I bought a marinated tilapia fillet today and I’m gonna bake it. Should I do it uncovered or covered in parchment paper?

>>10804464
Genuine question here.
How does she afford that house, that car and those expensive starbucks when she's so fat she can't possibly work?
I live in Sweden and there's no way I could ever live that comfy on welfare.

Hell, I can't even live that comfy now and I work as a quality control manager at a concern with 8k+ employees.

>>10714813
But why is it black? And why does it look like it's eaten half of your..other stuff?

>>10558857
>implying midgets have different eye sight

>>10508721
as opposed to figurative brain damage?

>frozen pizza said to bake for 17 - 20 minutes at 400 F
>pizza was ready 3 minutes before i wanted to eat it
checkmate, atheists

>>10454797
>not disposing of organic trash into compost
What kind of uncivilized place are you from?

>dry brine

One day I cooked a bunch of eggs in a pressure cooker. Peeled em. Ate some. Stuck rest in fridge. Usual.

Next day I take two out. Cut em up. Toast some bread. Figure I want warm eggs so stuck em in microwave. Keep in mind I cut these hard boiled eggs up.

Nevertheless they started exploding. The fuck is that about.

>>10100572
Hau du I eet fud?

>>10099902
You still haven't told me what degenerate means.

So, is this all satire, or do you guys really live off this shit?

>>9932676
Why does he have a gay otter beard?

>>9918369
But girls only have butts, why do they even need something like that?

Why is my meatless chili always the most popular?

>>9874853
You can go buy some better candies tomorrow if you're short on time? Tempering chocolate takes longer than making caramel. Or do you intend to gift something that must always be refrigerated?

>>9855512

>>9854154
I've had flax shipped to an Amazon locker outside a grocery store where the same brand costs more.

Why does Ghirardelli tastes like nothing to me?

Where do you get steel cut oats in the UK?

Sick of these rolled motherfuckers

Wait, so I'm not supposed to eat the bay leaf?

>>9647058
Are vegos and vegans allowed to swallow cum

>work with vegan chick
>snacking on potato chips during work
>often has a "bad week" where she eats a bunch of fast food with meat in it

I go run a marathon and roast a leg of lamb and this is somehow inferior.

How do I tendies?