/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Post food your girlfriend made for you

>be youth
>babusia moves near us
>have sleepovers because love you babusia
>she always had very stale corn pops and sugar smacks
she is now in a home and i haven't been able to see her in over a year. i miss her and i miss being a kid spending the weekend at hers playing cards or sledding

I say just avoid it completely. My dumbass got two cavities in both sides of my mouth that were in pain constantly for neglecting my teeth. Never in my life do I ever want to go through that pain ever again.

>>16173400
This shit gave me gastritis for a week. Careful, an alcoholic i used to work with warned me that those are horrible for you. Think of how bad something has to be for an alcoholic to say that. I didnt heed his word and I got what I ask for.
>mfw I had gastritis flares.

>>15701169
based, +1
I would love to try something like this, unfortunately, the only 'fish sandwich' that I can get in Latvia is a FIlet o Fish

>>15335122
>industrial farm raised shrimp by one of the largest mega corps in the world delivered to your door for $5

>forgot to put garlic in my rice
how do i recover

>>14723318
These showed up in local stores for maybe a month and I haven't seen them since.

>>14697298
Drunk Black man is alright because he's trying to get people fucked up.

>>14697302
Just stop posting this reddit/youtube shit already. I'd rather have the black's jungle juice than this cringe shit. Literally it's like some drunk aunt who took a quick baking lesson figured she could fit her vice into "cute and quirky" cringe. Yes, I'm drunk right now because of this shit you post. You literally bring down the board when you post this. No one wants a fucking cupcake shot that took an hour to make, they want a beer or jagerbomb. Fuck off you piece of shit and stop posting this iFunny tier "I'M SO QUIRKY LMAO XDDDDD LOOK AT WHAT I MADE" shit.

I'm mad. and you are ruining my buzz (750ml slammed at the moment) with it. Jesus, you just finding this shit and posting it makes me wonder if you like to take a semi whiskey dick chub up the ass. You need to watch out, because if I find you in a bar making this shit I'll personally make you chug everclear until you wake up 2 days later with a sore bussy.

God damn I thought I'd find good shit on here but it's cringe pickling and "LOOK AT THIS SHOT" and "TACO BELL RIP" threads. I'm fucking mad and you are only fueling my fury. I need to drink more to pass out from the shit you post. You should be ashamed. Not even pickling anon was this bad.

I might literally hate you. I give you kudos for that because I don't hate people but you post the worst shit on this site. board. Not even /mlp/ can top you.

What the fuck is with all this Gordon ramsay shilling threads currently?

>>14603618
>yuros when they can't get over their obsession with America

>>14604140
How the fuck do you fuck up being a food critic. You are literally the dumbest person on this fucking site, and I've seen a dude throw a grenade into his toilet. You might just want to find someone to manage your day to day- No you're minute to minute tasks. I can't even imagine the amount of danger you pose to your surroundings when you open the front fucking door. I'm sure sirens wail, walls pop up, medical staff stands by like its a fucking chinese cartoon.

>"HE'S AWAKE."
They probably cower knowing you live within a 30 miles radius. To fuck up pickling this bad I know you probably have a literal rain cloud over your head 24/7 trying to shoot lightning at random happy people who CAN judge food.


I'm fucking upset. And you're the reason. NEVER get online again. You're only making people commit sudoku by you posting.

>>14600685
How the fuck do you fuck up baking eggs. You are literally the dumbest person on this fucking site, and I've seen a dude throw a grenade into his toilet. You might just want to find someone to manage your day to day- No you're minute to minute tasks. I can't even imagine the amount of danger you pose to your surroundings when you open the front fucking door. I'm sure sirens wail, walls pop up, medical staff stands by like its a fucking chinese cartoon.

>"HE'S AWAKE."
They probably cower knowing you live within a 30 miles radius. To fuck up baking an egg this bad I know you probably have a literal rain cloud over your head 24/7 trying to shoot lightning at random happy people who CAN bake eggs.


I'm fucking upset. And you're the reason. NEVER get online again. You're only making people commit suicide by you posting.

>>14599674
>new yorker tries cooking southern food

>>14598818
Spam is the quintessential Chef food. If you can make a meal out if, you can make a meal out of anything. Yes, even the juice that forms at the bottom of the garbage sack after two days of REAL cooking. If you don't love spam and turn it into an actual meal then you don't deserve to browse this board, no the internet.

Remember, tastelets will HATE this truth. Only true master race culinary artists can turn this into a 6/5 star meal. Ever wonder how Gorden got famous in the first place?

Spam. Then he gave up on the true food of the poor/common/rich man. Have you seen him cook that grilled cheese? He probably buttchugs soylent now with how he cooks now.

>mfw that Anglo forgot his roots.

TL:DR - Spam is the past/present/future and only those with true skills and high T can use it. I'll fight anyone on it.

>>14582115
How the fuck do you fuck up pickling. You are literally the dumbest person on this fucking site, and I've seen a dude throw a grenade into his toilet. You might just want to find someone to manage your day to day- No you're minute to minute tasks. I can't even imagine the amount of danger you pose to your surroundings when you open the front fucking door. I'm sure sirens wail, walls pop up, medical staff stands by like its a fucking chinese cartoon.

>"HE'S AWAKE."
They probably cower knowing you live within a 30 miles radius. To fuck up pickling this bad I know you probably have a literal rain cloud over your head 24/7 trying to shoot lightning at random happy people who CAN pickle.


I'm fucking upset. And you're the reason. NEVER get online again. You're only making people commit suicide by you posting.

>>14580909
i can't remember the last time i had an oyster

>>14567516

>>13906096
>thousands of unemployed women with air hostess uniforms
>tfw not chad enough to take advantage of it

>You will never see this when you come home

>>12915276
I miss cisco so much, the only place that i knew carried it has stoped and i cant find any even online

>>12898870
>The volcano burrito is dead and gone forever
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>12755428
FUCK SALTED CARAMEL

>>12552004
>tfw no qt gf to boil pasta for me