/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6490947
Are you me, at like, ten separate occasions over the last decade? This happened to me far too often to simply discard as coincidence - I'm not a clumsy person by any stretch of the imagination, I have good spatial and propreocepsial perception, and yet I continually slice up my fingers with my sharpest knives, elbow fragile mugs and tools off the kitchen counter, smash plates against the sink... Outside the kitchen I'm absolutely fine, yet I've become proficient at bandaging myself with one hand and my first-aid kit can handle pretty much anything apart from surgery.

Also,
> Have two pans on the stove burning hot, one is cast iron frying some eggs, the other a regular one making sauce or something
> Tired from work, on the phone, pick up regular pan and take to dinner table
> Two seconds later realization hits, the pan is too light
> Drop red-hot cast-iron pan down and grab right hand, three fingers blistered in seconds. Pan hits and burns a nice big circle on the carpet. Hot runny eggs on my feet and floor. Rush to treat burns with running water and creams.
> Too angry, tired and hurt to cook anything instead. Eat cold wet paste with ketchup.