/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>immediately stuffing your face with pig and cakes upon waking
I wonder which country you could be from

>>9507253
Getting old alone is shit, and I can't go without at least the occasional squelching sesh. If you're don't get a bit at least a couple of times a year I get all rapey.

>>9429740
Looks to me as though this fatty boombatty, chunky monkey wobbleslob, blubbernaut porkplanet fat-fetishist has had enough dinner anyway. Serves the cunt right, probably tripped over one of her chins.

Relapsed yest. Don't know why, don't know what caused it, don't know what to do.
And don't care, because right now I'm all warm and care-free.
This is simply never going to end until I die a prolonged, regret-filled, horrible death in abject agony, is it?