/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i bought three t-bones, a ribeye, a strip, and five large russet potatoes and it was $53 after tax which averages to about $11/meal which is cheaper than a lot of take-out options here unless you get a little caesar's pizza or something... i can't live on bread tho

>>16853268
heavens, how could I have missed that!

>>15164190
Absolutely based if true. When I washed at pizza hut I would always love sharing unpicked up pizzas at the end of the shift.

>>14795539
Because they're not tendies.

>>13723135
Jannies tried to keep this one from being posted. Fingerprinting won't help you now, Hiroshima Nagasaki.

>>13617794
so 27% of the country?

the rest of you lot are either overweight or obese...and you don't get like that eatin healthy.

I think OP is on to something here.

>>13101347
Already had that this morning

>>13010615

>>12964266
i had them once, were okay

i think canada DQ is worse tbqh tho

>>11595418
weird, I always tip 0%, leaves more money for next times visit.

>>10463803
kys

>>9847849
>americans actually eat this

>>9588359
No jar cheese for europoors

>>9526816

Being white and tall with a shaved head in a majority Hispanic liberal area. Go shopping and get stared at by the staff and customers like I have a swastika on my forehead.

Constantly being approached by scammers and beggars in the parking lots. Kids and adults trying to sell candy bars for 3 bucks each when I know they just bought them at Costco.

Watch people take an item off the shelf and then put it in some random place. I will put it back in the right place in front of them while I stare at them.

Be polite to the cashiers and they act like zombies or like I didn't say good day or evening.

Put items together in a sensible way to be bagged. Cold items, canned goods, produce all gets segregated and put in order. Cashier just puts shit into bags at random.

Groups of people that decide to walk side by side, block whole aisle and walk at a snails pace. People that walk slowly in general.

Old people with next to no awareness just coasting along at about a quarter mile an hour. Those same old people that then pull out a check book and take 10 minutes at the register. Those same old people that can go shopping at any time of the day but decide to go during the rush with everyone else.

Ham planets that meld into the electric scooters so it looks like an extension of their mass. Smelling the acrid stench of week old sweat and piss from those same ham planets 40 feet away.

People that eat food in the store and put the wrappers or package on the shelves. People that "sample" without asking.

Employees having personal or inappropriate conversations everywhere. Employees carrying on with each other instead of bagging my shit and getting me out of there.

Lazy lards who can't walk a cart back. Lazy lards who will block up the lot and wait 5 minutes to park 10-50 feet closer to the store.

People who pay zero attention in the lot and nearly run people down backing out of there spot. Double parking fuck mongrels.

EBT abusers with $300 dollar cart loads.

>>8998328
the drip tray is on the right side, you blind mofo

i went to get a pie last night at 9:15 and they were closed! should I sue for false advertising? pic unrelated

>yes I'd like the chicken tendies please

>>8634291
>be gay
>trying to get laid
>go to Germany
>ask for man from Berlin
>receive jelly donut
>ask for Frankfurter
>receive sausage
>ask for American
>receive black and white cookie
>ask for Russian
>receive beer with lemonade
>ask for cyclist
>get the same thing
>ask for bear
>receive berries
>ask to be kissed by African man
>receive teacake
>ask for Parisian
>guy just hands me a condom and wanders off

what is /food/?

>captcha asks me to click on burritos
>click on gyros