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>>10430640
>Max

>>10239473
stop with this meme

>>9311330

Look at him. The different colors in his goatee. The chintzy wooden wall clock and the cheap souvenirs in the background most likely acquired from relatives in some bumfuck town in Iowa or Sasketchanewfontaritoronto or wherever the hell. Who knows. But just look at him. If he wasn't a fast food-eating, tax-evading, hockeynigger scumbag, he has the exact same face, body, personality, and looks to be the world's greatest POZ leather daddy BDSM gay porn actor. Look at that fucking goatee. The way he shoves greasy A&W burgers into his gob. Can't you imagine him in a sling with his legs in the air, taking a raw, sweaty, HIV-infected cock? The way he scratches and sniffs makes me think of nothing but Ken Domik chasing after bugs. Look at his eyes. That bald, obnoxious head. The insufferable fake smiles. I just want him to lie on his back, strapped into that fucking sling while a train of AIDSmongers breed him with their toxic jism. He looks into two different cameras, smiling. His leather jockstrap coated with the deadly semen of a dozen other bald, graying daddies.

All that just from looking at him. How can you not see a POZ leather daddy when you look at him? Maybe I'm wrong. But I suspect he likes his Double Doubles with a different kind of cream.