/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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your dead end life begins a new day in the afternoon. mom's at work, tyrell is out selling weed for the day so its safe to wake up now.
you stagger out of bed, brain a little hazy from 14 hours sleep, still dreaming about the way you 'pwnt' those incel nazis on 4channel.org yesterday.
through a life of absolute constant conditioning you feel compelled to make the pantry your first stop. your fat fingers peel open the bag of your pop tarts, the smell engulfs you. better grab two bags, you think to yourself. most people have to work dead end jobs to afford their tarts, but not you, not today, youve earned this.
todays's a two bagger. you think, why not make it a two bagger everyday? The idea strikes you a sheer brilliance until you realize eating 4 consecutive pop tarts simply requires too much time and effort. But then it hits you, this one could be the single greatest idea you have ever came up with, so your grab your iphone and wa la.