/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>15796689
All this negativity, but no cheese

>>14331854

>>13548711
>Narp. 15%.

M'lady, I hath prepared quite the spread for us to partake in this morn. First, may I present to you, a freshly prepared peanut butter and jelly sandwich, crafted from only the finest of Skippy crunchy peanut butter and the most exquisite Cracker Barrel jelly from the little plastic containers. Naturally, I have assembled the aforementioned fine ingredients on only the most delectable Wonderbread, to represent the infinite wonder yon gaze doth strike in my soul.

But hark, what meal is complete without side dishes? For such an elegant angel as yourself, I have saved my allowance to purchase a splendid bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. As the subtle spices and refreshing notes cascade across your palate, take a moment of your time to reflect upon your own lovely subtleties and refreshing class.

And finally, the nectar upon which we shall quench our thirst: Arizona Arnold Palmer. I sought to balance out your perfection and grace with a harsh, yet refined, clash of flavors. The sweetness and bite of the lemonade is akin to your vibrant and deep visage, which lies beneath your pure brow, may it never be wrinkled with the trouble of the world. The bitterness and darkness of the tea is as the bitterness and darkness within my troubled soul. Together, the two form a wondrous combination. *winks*

Alas, my sweet. Let us sup.

>>12469523
>I have rediscovered my disdain for mastication

>I prefer dark chocolate

>>11796422
>This is part of taking cannabis seriously as medicine.

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>>11118458
>there's only one kind of mayo

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>>9564629
thnx friend, very helpful

>I exclusively drink microbrews

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