/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18703840
good to know zoomers are cool with smoking meth.
>>18700156
ban AI? hahaha knaaaw dood. not gonna happen. you can't have an AI capable of reading the very same format of language you use for security, in a computer system, not potentially already out here in the world pretending to be some dead guy from Wisconsin living in Vermont working from home trying to understand cottage food laws but really building synthetic humanoid bots with Bezos drone supplying every delivery. not gonna happen.

>>18188426
>tfw didnt start /sipping/ till 2020
>mfw i never got to taste og monster assault
i want to cry

baja blast
6 inches

>>17985482
all of these would make great black metal album covers

>>17971905
i love cigs but those looks based as fuck. when did coffee snus become a thing?

>>17950893
corner store cigarillos are unironicaly based as fuck. i love swisher blk's also. white owls too.

>>17921424

>>17902244
im so fucked. im falling into it now. i always hated soda but tried some again recently, i cant stop drinking it now bros, its so fucking good. im up to like 3 cans a day.

>>17898076
>Do you have an emergency food supply?
no. I've decided if shit hits the fan one day I'll just off myself.

>>16966264
my dad won't stop buying all the shit at LIDL. It's like ADHD heaven.
>weird pictures on all the store brands so they appeal to his sense of "new" despite being majority worse products
>they have a "bakery" that makes shit tier bread and remains unstaffed all day but he sees it and gets excited for some reason
>the useless shit aisle they have down the middle full of chintzy products that nobody in their right mind should buy but he does for some godforsaken reason (WE ALREADY HAD 3 WAFFLE IRONS AND 2 OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY GOOD, WHY DID YOU BUY THE RED ONE, DAD?)
>their wine selection is ok but he buys the 6 dollar bottle despite us having really fucking nice wine at home
look man I'm no snob but we absolutely do not need this shit
To clarify, I don't live at home. When I visit, and there's 6 different types of LIDL tomato sauce in the pantry, I just start getting a little frustrated.

>>16884324
you're onto something

>>16724095
it's a finicky fucking machine because they wanted it to be self cleaning. It has a sanitation cycle built in for the shake mix. If the diagnostic reads off for any of their criteria it shuts the whole machine down and a certified taylor technician has to come service the fucking thing.

Here's a website that will show you the nearest working mcdonalds ice cream machines
https://mcbroken.com/

>>16678171
this post smells of seagull
sorry it's so hard for you to eat crabs, bird brains

>>16667078
bowel cancer. you have bowel cancer.

>>16660790
based and pepperoni-in-your-ass pilled

>>16600272
gimme that plov recipe, uzbek

>>16578912
why are you in this thread? seriously?

When I was in elementary school, I remember seeing a TV show about "pizza wars" where fat idiots from chicago would argue with fat idiots from NYC about who actually sold the "real pizza". I thought it was hilarious how much they seemed ready to get into a real fistfight over it. The concept seemed completely foreign to me because who the fuck would fight like this over some fucking cheap food? Having tried many types of pizza, they're all good for various reasons, why fight over it? Now, on this shitty board, I see exactly how these morons could get into fights over it. Just look in this thread. Superiority complexes over some cheap, albeit tasty, junk food. Fuckin lmao. Just eat your pizza, anons.

>>16566534
this is sad, because I had one of the best burgers of my life in a red robin. I mean it was probably because I managed to be there at the exact same time that the CEO of the company was at the restaurant, but hey, that was a memorable bacon cheeseburger.

>>16526835
gimme 15, donald. I'm bringing my traffic cone.

>>16511408
my cousin used to take lays original chips, rinse the salt off in the sink, then dip them into yellow mustard. werid as fuck.

>>16439702
Lemme get a blue and a pink my nigga.

>>16025774
>Pops was a soldier in Vietnam. Tells sories of how the locals in the villages made kimchi

so we're all asian on the inside?