/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5504442
>three crates of diet coke

>>5487812
Disgusting.

>>5468640
>sandwich
>sugar

>>5453365
>Flakes
>Powders
>mfw

Here's how you make real mashed potato
>white potatoes
>chop em up
>don't you dare skin them
>skins stay on
>boil them in water for like 10 minutes
>mash them with your masher
>add a bit of whole milk and butter
>mash more
>add more whole milk and butter
>keep making and adding more milk and butter until they're as thick/thin as you like
>add a little ground pepper and salt
>mix in
>serve with onion gravy.
>Fucking perfecto.

>>5446305
>those anemic ass fries

>>5441927
>gluten free
>rice

Those fucking marketers, man. They know what they're doing.

>Hey Jeff, what's a current food trend?
>Hmm, well people seem to be crazy for gluten free at the moment
>Hmm, well Jeff, that gives me an idea.
>Oh yea Bob?
>What's a normally gluten free, low gluten product?
>Uh, rice?
>Perfect, lets package our rice as "gluten free", people will fucking love it and avoid all other rices but ours.
>Bob, you're a genius.

>>5434309
>almond or coconut milk

>>5424725
Mayo is fucking disgusting, don't know how people can eat that stuff, it ruins anything it touches.

>go to a restuarant
>get some kind of sandwich
>it's covered in mayo
>take a single bite
>mayo oozes out and drops on the plate
>all I can taste is mayo
>mfw

>>5421676
>water
>DNA

>>5408652
>not putting milk in tea

>be british
>make a cup of tea
>forget about it
>it's gone cold
>pour it down the drain
>mfw americans would lap that shit up

>>5357775
>avocado