/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15637219
>tfw someone doesn't balance the centrifuge and it starts knocking

>broke college student living in the dorms
>love weightlifting
>want to make sick gains, but I can't afford weigh protein
>start drinking mass quantities of milk in the dining hall
>skim milk, so I get that brotein without throwing off my calories too much
>having a hard time drinking so much just during lunch and dinner
>have an idea: bring an empty gallon jug with me
>fill it with skim milk
>carry it around, like how people will have gallon jugs of water
>walk by a black student back in January
>he says "Ayy, Milkman! Whaddup?"
>weird, but ignore it
>the next week, go to a house party
>as soon as I walk in, "Oh shit, it's the Milkman!"
>find out my new nickname on campus is the Milkman
Fuck my life, I'm almost thankful for Corona-chan. Hopefully no one remembers this when we come back.