/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw eating caffeine powder after forgoing coffee to spend less
>tfw 7 years into addiction
>tfw living as if normally by doing 2g every day
>sleep schedule has been everywhere from 5 to 15 hours of of sleep per day starting and stopping at any and all times, mono and multiphasic
>waking up for a good sleep is the only happiness you experience in your shit life
>stopping caffeine for >=18h induces migraines that stop at nothing
I kinda wanna go back.

>>13474327
this is it. This was the post where "boomer" officially lost all meaning to me

>two posts in my thread and it's a European with "do Americans really"

How the FUCK do i make my rice fluffy

I've tried absolutely everything, using different sizes of pots, multiple timers of high/low fire, adding lemon,vinegar or what have you, using less water, more water, rinsing the rice thoroughly before cooking it, letting the water boil before adding the rice, frying the rice a bit in oil before adding the water
I'm running out of options and it STILL ALWAYS comes out like some sort of sushi mush

I just want some good rice man what the hell am i doing wrong...

>>11838158
>did you get the oil?
yes chef
>then what the FUCK is this
oil chef
>THIS IS FUCKING RAW
yes chef, raw sewage
>MAKE IT AGAIN
yes chef

>tfw thread gets raided by angry twinks that haven't had a decent, square meal in months

>tried out new monster flavor because I'm a good goyim
>drank alcohol not long enough after
>now feel like shit

Do people actually drink energy drink and alcohol mixes on purpose?
It's pretty fucking far from being pleasant.

>>8595677
A footlong pizza sub on Italian Herbs and cheese
Double Toasted
Yes, I will have pizza sauce on it
And I'll also be having bacon on it.
More pizza sauce than that- please don't put it on the other side of the bun, just put it on the meat with the sauce you first put on it.
I'll have extra yellow cheddar- please don't put it on the other side of the bun
You forgot the bacon

Okay, Lettuce, red onion, chipotle mayo and salt and pepper
Please cut it all the way through so I don't pull half the fucking meat out of my sandwich when I try to separate the two halves.

No I don't want your fucking chips, Pajeet

*sandwich is stone cold when I eat it*

>"comfort food"

>"street food"

>>7212553
>empty calories

>God bless

>>6040691
>always hearing about how great of a cook friend's grandma is
>finally get a chance to eat with them
>uses margarine instead of butter in everything
>uses a dollar store steak knife for all her cutlery needs
>box mix cake
>sickly sweet velveeta mac and cheese
>overcooks all meat into a dry husk

mfw

>mfw people think you can "seal in the juices" of a piece of meat
>mfw people think you can't wash mushrooms
>mfw people think cast iron heats evenly
>mfw people think a bit of soap will destroy cast iron seasoning
>mfw people think honing rods are for sharpening
>mfw Cutco

>>5899144
You know we pay off credit cards, right?

>Pay for food with credit card
>Pay off credit card with job well before interest kicks in
>enjoy rewards and better credit

There are people caught in debt prison's, and there are people who don't know how to use their credit cards properly, but that doesn't mean credit doesn't have its uses.

Very few people are able to get all the way through life without needing credit once. Employers will check your credit score too.

>>5289351
>american food pyramid

12 yrs ago because the place burned down

>>4381489
>being a lazy hippy bum
>2013

>>4184139
>ice cold noodles

>always enjoy trying American foods (Ausfag)
>see OP post but don't read it all
>decide to check Amazon for some twinkies
>realize that they're expensive as shit, even for American stuff
>check back at OP's post
>realize
>mfw