/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12466322
>weapons sweep
>large plastic gas jug
>car radio
>bicycle wheel
Fucking hell, I give bonus points to the creative motherfucker that kills people with these.

I mean, the jug could be accessory to arson if you weren't using it for water, oil, gas, pesticide, cooking grease, etc etc etc but in and of itself is not a fucking weapon.

Going WAYYY back to Christmas of 97' here;

>graduated culinary school, job lined up at father's friends new restaurant opening in January(ended up being March, but other story)
>making anything & everything all the time because practice for prime time
Had a friend at the time made great money, & got several grand Christmas bonus.
>so he & his wife buy like an ounce & a half of some great fucking blow
>be Christmas eve, made this huge spread for everyone
>started cooking night before
>set alarm multiple times throughout the night to wake up & keep shit on track for an early 1pm dinner
>everyone there by 11
>tray with a box of straws & huge pile of blow comes out by 1130, being passed around like a bong
>1 comes around, had the table set, bring out all this fucking food that cost hundreds of dollars & literally took from the night before to make perfect
>everyone takes a huge plate
>no on eats a bite

I really wanna go out n get some shit (has to be mcdicks) anons.....first reply is my order. Will report back with results.