/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16873180
a nefarious agenda is the only possibility because I fucking hate sauce on my burgers. It cannot, by definition, be a positive agenda. Nor can it be an accident. No one just puts mayonaisse on my food on "accident".

It also cannot be an economic agenda because it costs more to give me extra ingredients that I hate, not less.

>>16029498
They're not really. I went to the store to buy a fork because I needed one fork and they literally couldn't keep their stupid mouths shut about it. I don't know what possesses the cashiers to have some sort of inability to close their goddamn mouths.

No, I don't fucking need a set of ten forks, I need one fork and I'm buying one fork. Everyone in the lineup point and stare at the guy who only needs one fork.

>>13056300
>be me
>go to yard sale
>they have a nice display of cheap tablets and phones
>but instantly, I am ambushed
>some kids skids to a halt beside me and tells me he fixed all those himself
>oh I see
>another kid comes up and asks me if I want tickets to the christmas raffle
>no, I don't live in this town, I just came for garage sales
>his mom intercedes and says I can buy a ticket even if I don't live in town
>well, I just don't want one
>oh okay
>she directs her kid to answer my questions about the tablets
>no, that's alright, he already told me about the tablets
>I just leave

damn what a freakshow, how can I signal to the general public that I never want to talk to them and I'll just get spooked like a deer if can't browse in solitude. it happens everywhere, the wal-mart, the mcdonalds, they come up and bother me. If I have a question, I'll ask, I don't want badgers after me while I shop.

>>11202492
No sane human is going to heat up their entire oven for a fucking sandwich, asshole!