/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13842705
Looks fine, nothing wrong with simple food

>implying any of you can even cook ground beef

I dont fuck with 4loco. Too much alcohol in them. Drank 2, night blacked out and tore some stuff up stumbling to bed

I had 3 cups of red wine

I still write my name on my paper lunch bags even though I live alone and work alone. I just like my name on the bags. Lots of people do this, but they do it for a reason though.

>>12624226
ok

>that's not where the ketchup goes
>you can't drink labatt blue, I'll order you a craft beer(he orders me PBR)
>you have to wash your dishes
>don't eat that bread, it's the crust piece
>why don't you own a microwave?
>aren't you going to bus your tray?
>the tap water is fine to drink, I drink it all the time
>is that steak well done?
>it's weird to buy chicken at 3 am
>you can't put the milk in the cereal bowl first
>are you drinking bourbon in the morning?
>why is your kitchen so dirty?
>potato chips don't go in the fridge
>you lied about not eating peanut butter

how do I get normies to stop giving me their trivial opinions on everything?

>>12465311
I can't afford that...

>>12115814
Lies.

>>12111841

is there a way around eating off plates. 99% of my food is consumable out of my bowl, but certain foods need plates or else I get food everywhere and I don't want to pay the six dollars for paper plates and I don't like washing stuff because I never do it, that's why my only utensils are a few forks and a bowl and fifteen tea mugs.

>not sure what goes with pork patties
>decide to just put everything I own in a pan and fry it
>worchestshire sauce
>mcdonald's mcchicken dressing(not even memeing)
>kewpie deep roasted sesame dressing
>valentina hot sauce
>sashimi soy sauce
>mushroom and garlic pasta sauce
>cayenne pepper
>canola oil
>that seasoning rub my brother made at home a year ago, it smelled chickeny

I'll either turn out to be a culinariy geinus or this will be a big waste of time

>>9064946
>>9064950
>ways to never have anyone cook for you

>>8542418
yeah, I think so. Also, that's gross.

If you can't figure out how to cook on your own, you're the biggest doofus ever. It's instinctual, I don't know how you could mess it up. What did you do the first time you talked a girl into taking her clothes off? I never watched porn or masturbated before I lost my virginity, I just knew what to do, it's in your blood. You don't need that explained to you. And cooking is like that. I never had anyone around to cook for me, so I did it. It's not hard.