/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17300444
Looks like we got a non-varker over here!

>>16594911

Friday night Vark thread?

For the Vark threads of course!

>>14942826
>>14942900

'Vark to the MAXX

Friday night Vark thread!

>>14602741
Not living the Vark lifestyle
YNGMI

>>14539713
Because OP is a massive faggot and cant into Varkin'

>>14505946
It's not just a sauce it's a lifestyle!

>>11182508
Dude! We took some chicks that were Varked out of their minds down to the lake today! Us Vark bros were smashing puss all day!

>>11170927
Sick! A fellow Varkbro! Everyone Varks a little different but for me, I take a bottle everywhere, it's pretty crazy. I'm always hammerin' the halfpipe, shreddin' the surf, scorchin' the skydive... And Im guaranteed to always be saucin'n'bossin'. You should see people's faces light up once they kiss their dog or burger with some Vark. I've got such a reputation they even call me the "the V man". Not surprising when you're a Varker.

Kind reminder: it's more than a sauce it's a lifestyle!

>>11160126
SICK! A fellow citizen of the Vark Nation. All it takes is a little squirt and you'll be shreddin' the surf, scorchin' the slopes, soakin the sun, and of course, saucin' like a boss!

Man, let me tell you, I took my usual bottle down to the beach. Skyler and I took the Kawasaki's out for a few laps around the jetty, and saw a big group of hotties... We parked the saki's and passed the Vark around. People were putting it on their burgers and hot dogs. You should have seen their faces light up! They started cheering and put me on their shoulders and chanting "V MAN V MAN V MAN". Not surprising really... its all part of being a Varker.

Kind reminder: its more than a sauce, its a lifestyle.

Anyone try this? I here it's good.

Its all about varkin' 2 the maxxx bro! Shreddin the surf, scorching the slopes, huntin' the hotties, and saucin' like a boss. You know... we call it Varkin! You wouldnt believe the last time I was at the ski lodge. I passed a bottle around and everyone's face lit up and they started cheering. Everyone started calling me "the V man"... its just another day as a citizen of the varknation.

kind reminder: its more than a sauce... its a lifestyle!

>>11123032
Saucin like a boss. Just got back from a sick sesh on the surf. Shreddin waves and slayin babes. It not just a sauce. Its a lifestyle

>>11099975

>>11087859
Does anyone other than children have heterosexual intercourse?

>>11073368
Sounds like you need to sauce'n'boss... come on over and become a citizen of the Varknation! Kind reminder: its more than a sauce its a lifestyle.

>>11066144
There's only one reason for that... It's been totally Varked out!

>>11062496
Nothing says you're a citizen of the Varknation quite like that haul my man... you'll be saucin'n'bossin' in no time.

Kind reminder its more than a sauce, its a lifestyle.

>>11043076
>he hasn't embraced the 'vark lifestyle

>>11035051
You talkin' about varkin' bro? Its all about soakin' up some rays, chattin' up some hotties, and saucin' like a boss. I remember this one time we went camping, or vampin' as we call it now, and I busted out a bottle. The chicks couldn't get the sauce fast enough. They still call me "The V Man" to this day. Anyways its really more than a sauce, its a lifestyle.

>>11031043
What?

>>11027440