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>>10933442
>Go into bakery section and pinch a loaf in the cake case
>sqeeze bread to test for freshness
>go to meat section and place pork products on halal shelves
>go to deli section
>pull my pud out and spin like taz while peeing
>go to liquor section
>perform drop test on wine bottles to see if they break from 6 feet
>go to cereal aisle
>punch as hard as i can boxes that look at me because i hate being stared at
>proceed to checkout with a box of hot pockets

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>give a hamburger steak to vegan
>tell it was lab grown
>they fall for the lie and eat it

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>be me, at family gathering
>family knows I'm on keto
>they order pizza anyway
>scrape off all the toppings into a bowl and ruin the entire pie
who /devilish/ here?

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>>10482332
>salt to taste
>I put in pepper
AND IF MY DAY KEEPS GOIN THIS WAY I JUST MIGHT
BREAK YO FUCKIN FACE TONIGHT

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>Shake well before opening
>Open without shaking

who /devilish/ here?

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