/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13645173
This is from a breville smartgrinder that cost me 178 dollerydoos. The grind is consistant and can go down to turkish if you want it to. The burrs are razor sharp.

>>13640412
You're cutting on what? A half cut piece of.. I can't even recognise the wood with that open grained nonsense. Use a real board. That's a quarter cut birdseye maple 16x20 with a honduras rosewood inlay. 2 inches thick.

>>13594685
That's the grind you get off a 'shitty' stainless burr.

>>13527778
Whats with the fuck you? People get shits from coffee. I do and I fucking love the shit. I revel in the shits. Fuck my rectum.

>>13498921

I used to drink coffee like a fiend but now I can't stomach it or take it because i end up like a shivering asshole. I have an espresso machine that sits unused.

>>13492017
Oh and don't bleach your wood cutting board. You'd be wrecking it.

I made a birdseye maple cutting board with a honduras mahogany insert that was 16 x 20 inches. It was going to be a guitar but I didn't bother making it. Seasoned with linseed oil.

I made my own. It was going to be a guitar but I decided to just make a cutting board out of it. It's birdseye maple with a rosewood insert.

>>13357494

I have all the great toys in this life, but I utterly hate you fucking cunts.

>>13124135

My cutting board is a piece of 2 inch thick birdseye maple slab 16x21" with a honduras rosewood inset. That was going to be guitar. I'm serious about cutting shit. That would be 500 bucks today I assume.

Lavazza Oro beans, burr grinder, stainless steel one cup drip through, or cheap espresso machine. You'll never drink anything else. Illy is good but over rated.

This entire threads and you fucks haven't done it right once.

>>12912866

How about Birdseye Maple with a Honduras Rosewood inlay?

>>12891617

Actually I don't. I use lavazza oro in a shitbox breville I've hacked for temperature. I don't have pictures, because pictures are for kids. Get the beans hot, wait I have one pic. That's how you pack a portafilter for perfect dispersion. And with my piece of shit espresso machine overtemped and over pressured, it makes perfect coffee and perfect crema.

Do you assholes really want to make really good coffee for cheap?

Get a good burr grinder, I use the Smart Grinder, it's not as good as your prissy italian burrs, but that, and a cheap espresso will make you a good pull every day. So grow up and stop pretending.

Why do you people suck so much?

>>12754058

You need a real grinder.

>>12700851

Is that walnut? I made mine from birdseye maple and honduras rosewood. That's gorgeous.

I made a 2 inch cutting board out of birdseye maple and honduras rosewood I was going to make a guitar out of. It gets cutting marks on it, grow up.

Why hasn't by 2 inch thick birdseye maple and honduras rosewood cutting board developed an infection in the past 25 years?

>>12622796

get a grinder, doing that ruins the pressure through the grind.

Did the coffee idiot thread get deleted?

This is a really shit coffee thread, right? Like a bunch of dipshits?

You dull pricks couldn't make a coffee if it saved your life.