/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>gf likes bread and butter pickles
>gf hates pickle relish

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>Wife cooking
>Cuts onion and peels it
>Washes off onion after it is peeled

>Be me
>10 years old
>Mom goes out to buy me McDonald's
>Fast forward about 40 minutes, she's back
>She got me 10pc nugget and a small fry
>And then, at the very bottom... is 3 packs of honey mustard
>Take out my food and open the first pack
>It's pure honey
>Confusing but delicious
>Went well with my fries
>Open the second
>Seemingly regular honey mustard
>Dip a fry in and eat it
>It's way spicier than regular honey mustard
>Whatever. I'll eat it anyway
>Open the third pack
>It's half empty and it's nothing but mustard
>A bit disappointed but whatever
>Eat it
>It's a little less spicier than the last, but still spicy
>Finish up my fries and nuggets and throw it away
>Go upstairs and lay on my bed
>Wonder what just happened