/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20312254
Some, but not a lot.

>>20176846
Bitch and moan for two weeks...

>>20029860
Looks like that dude needs a drink.

New Orleans and Park City.

>>18067064
I'm not saying all that, just thinking they probably would enjoy a couple of hard drinks.

Cold as shit, get a good brand. Plenty of bad beers out there man. Corona Extra is probably the best thing for a novice that is easy to get. Bit pricey though. If you want to get drunk Hurricane 8 or Natty Daddy are your best beys for malts .
If you still don't like beer just do cocktails man, they're fun as fuck to make and taste awesome when done right.

>>17463523
I'll drink to that, friend.

>>17395455
Modern bread is far more nutritional. That benefits just get weighed out with the negatives of modern living.
>>17395737
Booze just means something with alcohol in it in the states. Doesn't matter if it's Pabst or Everclear. Sort of like soft drinks versus hard drinks, could mean a lot of different things.

>>17224554
Nah, just drunks and dishbitches. If anyone here had an IQ above 110 it was years ago.
Cheers by the way.

Delirium Tremens. Best beer in the world. They even do holiday flavors too so go wild. Make sure to bring money though, shit is expensive.

>>15556316
>you will never sniff her gefilte fish and cinnamon babka scented braps
bros...

>price of strawberries goes up 3 bucks a package because the seasons over
>stuck eating apples until it's summer again
At least apples have a really long shelf life

>take the lid off new container of goat cheese
>it's got a mold spot the size of a dime even though there are no tears in the plastic cover and the expiration date is in November
>open it, scoop out the mold, and eat the cheese because it was expensive
>mold spores made it taste like shit anyway

I should have just fucking exchanged it at the store but it was 3 am

What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

>>13791890
This. The man ain't wrong, he's God damned right.

Got a powerfully annoying sore on the right side of my mouth and even swallowing stings. Am now going to attempt pounding 3 tall boys.

That's what the bar is for lad. Unless it's a dive, then who cares.

>>13554587
What? No I totaled my car. Having kids would not prevent me from drinking, i'd just have them drink too so it's all above board.

>>13260117
Yeah I know, I was too drunk to check the spelling. My bad.

>>13217601
I work construction for a bunch of old guys. They couldn't get the job done without me.

Should I make:
1. Some sort of sweet bread with raisins and cinnamon
2. normal bread but do something with eggs (cut the bread dough sideways after forming it and beating some eggs+garlic in there, cover it and see what happens)
3. bake some spiced up chicken breasts inside of a thin bread dough
I kinda wanna try all 3 desu but im not sure how much of an awful idea any of these are. Never made any of this shit but have baked a lot in my short life

I've cut out about 2,000 kcals a day by drinking less booze. Have been going down belt sizes week by week. Weigh in around 200 at 6 foot though a decent amount of that is muscle.

Found out i'm not dependent on booze today. So I celebrated by drinking half a handle and popping an oxy. How ya'll doing? Good 4th I hope.

If I was intelligent enough to solve my problems I wouldn't need to drink alcohol everyday to cope. I am not a smart man, I am a drunk man. Alcohol is poison, not something you drink for taste but for effect.
From what I have heard the Japs drink for social reasons, so you're kind of fucked as far as that is concerned. Unless you have no friends and don't have a job, in which case good on you.