/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>IT'S FOOKIN' TIME LADS,
>IT'S FOOKIN TIME YEAAAAH FOOKIN HELL LADS THE FOOTY IS ON
>THEY AIN'T GO NO FOOKIN TACTICS INNIT YA GET ME MATE? THEY SHUD PUT MGUBWE ON DEFENSE MATE HE WAS FOOKIN SHIT LAST SEASON.
>YEAH MATE BUT FOOKIN MIMBASA BLOCKED FOOKIN ALL OF SHITSIDE'S SHOTS MATE
>WHAT THE FUCK HE'S NAME IS FOOKIN MUMBWASA YOU RACIST CUNT BET IT WAS YOU WHO THREW THAT FOOKIN NANA
>YEAH MATE SHOW RACISM THE RED CARD YOU PRICK
>FOOKIN SHUT UP LADS THE FOOKIN FOOTY IS ON.
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOO FUCKKKIN CUNT
>YEAH MATE AL-RASHAD REALLY PUT SOME FUCKIN DOSH INTO THE CLUB LOVE THE NEW CALIPHATE STADIUM MATE FOOKIN BRILL
>YOU FOOKIN SEE NORF F.C LAST NIGHT WOT CUNTS WET BASTARDS HAHAH YOU
>WOT THE FUCK U SAY ABOUT NORF F.C FOOKING GAMBEBWE BLEW YOU OUT THE WATER LAST FOOKIN SEASON TWOOO NILLL, TWOOOO NILLL, NORF F.C THE TEAM FOR ME VINDALLOOOO FUCK INGERLAND F.C
>YOU WANNA GO YOU FUCKIN CUNT YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO YOU LIMP PRICK I'LL FUCKIN SMASH YA
>HERE FOOKIN COMES MUMBWASA HE'S GONNA FUCKKING SCOOREEE
>WOOAAAAHH...OHHHHHH
>GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>*Bottle smashes straight into Keith the Ledg's head and sends him down to the ground, several bulldog faced flabby men immediately start smashing eachothers heads into barstools and glassing eachother with ashtrays
>TALKIN SHIT ABOUT NORF FC I'LL SMASH ALL YOU CUUUUNTTTTTSSS GAMEMBWE THE ANGEEEEL
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL