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Ha I know that pasta

6 FBI Special Agents died Monday while performing an arrest of a man for online hate speech. The man, seen here wearing an authentic Nazi SS uniform with a pillow he calls is 'waifu' -- apparently surprised the agents by throwing bottles of urine and semen at them from the second story window while shouting 'It's Happening'. Witnesses report that the suspect then began playing the Nazi marching song "Erika" through a megaphone. Shortly after the agents made entry into the residence, they were fired upon with what authorities have stated was an "MG42 machine gun", marking the first time such a weapon has been used in a crime in the United States. After a tense 12 hour standoff, the man surrendered to authorities at 8:43 PM in exchange for 'some tendies'. The suspect reportedly denied his court-appointed attorney, calling him a 'fucking CIA nigger kike' and will be defending himself on the grounds that he 'dindu nuffin'.