/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is like when I noticed a small bag of chex mix has about the same calories as a 6pack of beer. Quit most snacks overnight

>work as a bartender a few years ago
>run out of decaffeinated coffee
>put the regular coffee in the decaffeinated coffee jar
>somebody asks for caffeine free coffee
>give them the regular
>forget to order decaffeinated coffee for weeks
>some faggot comes to me arguing his mother isnt feeling well
>asks me if im sure i gave her non-caffeine coffee
>show him the jar, clearly says "non-caffeine"
>tell him to fuck off
>next week some old guy passed out on the bistro
>get super worried i might have had something to do with it
>turns out its a heat stroke
>keep giving them regular coffee for weeks

not my problem you old pussies cant handle it.

>>17744720
But capitalism ensures nobody can be self sufficient either, retard.

>>16695516
>Reminder that any hot sauce hotter than this one is an overkill and you're a masochist
>Franks's Red Hot Original
Stick to sriracha, little boy.

>>16127734

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>>12334359

Do soup cylinders become soup cubes in a square bowl?

>>11438406
I knew before I clicked that it would be something like that.

>>10564255
>not just putting a slice of bread in your mouth while you slice so you don't tear up.