/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14826091

>be me, 19
>used to be a fat fucker because parents are morbidly obese and have been since my younger brother was born
>whole life mum and dad were rotating shitty diets
>never any kind of portion control or exercise, though
>moved out to uni and decided to cease being obese
>learn how to cook well for myself
>lose about 50lbs that year despite otherwise being a lazy alcoholic uni student
>visit home
>bring this super low-calorie chilli i learned to make
>dad tries it
>''anon, that's amazing! you should make it for us''
>honestly think for a moment that maybe this will actually help them
>make it
>everyone is seemingly enjoying it
>dad goes to the fridge
>''anon, it's definitely missing something''
>pulls out the mayo
>dumps like a cup of mayo on top of the chilli
>''ahhhh, much better''
>mfw