/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I browse /sp/ a lot and I remember a meme from years ago where a British poster said something about Salad Cream. The rest of the thread was pretty much

>Salad Cream
>Britain

A British person couldn't post on that board for over a year without being destroyed by salad cream memes.

My first girlfriend's younger brother's favourite food was pouring salad cream onto a plate, making a stack of toast, slapping the toast down in the salad cream and flipping it over to coat both sides, followed by eating it with his mouth wide open and smacking his lips because he was a disgusting mouthbreather with a permanently blocked nose.

I would have been sad about breaking up with her if not for the fact it meant I'd never have to share a table with him again.