/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18713985
Shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking buzzwords. Fuckin /pol/ has rotted this website from the inside out.

>Here's your bowl of tiny shit and 2 fucking sticks to eat it with
I like chopsticks as much as the next guy but that's a fuckin for or spoon meal. Fuck you.

>Not buttering your bread
>Not spreading the mayo evenly and all the way to the edges
>Seasoning the fucking mayo and not the tomato
>Not halving the tomato then making a little triangle incision to remove the core pieces, then lying face down and slicing

If you need to break spaghetti to cook it then;
a) you're a fuckin cooklet
b) just buy pasta that isn't fuckin spaghetti
3) GTFO my /ck/

>>17302424
Is this some kind of joke from the 30s?
>Mfw you think you're Don Rickles but you are not