/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>14320481
>avocados
>cobb salad
I would throw that slop on the floor and storm out.
pic related is an avocado lover

>>14107629
Oh gee it's not a food blog or advertisement photo, whatever shall we do.
>if things don't photograph well they're not delicous
Every millenial needs their goddamned phone shoved straight up their ass. You'd probably like it though, pic related.

>>14102454
>and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
Disagree, plenty of people aren't claiming to give one shit about which original vinyl press makes the best rendition of Cortez the Killer, they are mocking some soyjack for doing so. And it deserves mockery.

>It serves no conversational function and imparts no information
It does. It informs other people that being engaged in conversation with said Hipster will likely veer off into the direction the hipster attempting to mog on you for some obscure shit, and the Hipster will steer the conversation into that direction with annoying aggression, thus one should avoid the fag.

>elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
We do know.
Clothes that you don't wear but have a special significance only the Hipster knows
Music you don't listen to but which has a special provenance that you are ignorant of
Actions which have no objective meaning other than making the HIpster a legend in their own mind and among their 7 androgynous friends.
It's insufferable.

>literally anything that annoys you.
Hipsters annoy everyone, especially other hipsters, especially their 7 androgynous friends.

>you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it?
No, the rest of us wear the clothes that are available for a certain price. We don't comb the Goodwill fighting with pee-smelling old ladies for them.
The Hipster is insecure, so they seek identity in the objects around them. Normal people don't assign that much value to old flannel shirts or coffee beans shat from meerkats. Hipsters do that.

Hipsters are the Other, that's their point.