/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>had some sort of food poisoning on Monday
>stomach still burned yesterday but I took some medicine and was able to feel well enough to eat something
>today felt perfectly fine but took medicine in case anyway, ate more daring meals with no issue
>solid shits again
>need to get drunk again after 5 days without alcohol
>worried it will fuck my stomach/digestive tract over if I drink enough to pass out as I hope to
Am I wrong for thinking this? If I pass on tonight I won't be able to drink again until Sunday night and I really don't know if I can go that long without a drink anymore.

I've been drinking 750ml every week for 8 moths. Am I going to die? How do I stop?

Just order takeout, then at least people will assume you're picking up food for people who love you back at home instead of knowing the lonely bitter truth

This thread is for alcoholics. You don't want our advice. Please stay away from booze if you start to feel you can't control it.

Thank you.

>Be at home alone one day
>Seriously need to beat it
>Can't find anything, so look in the pantry
>A stale old hot dog bun in the back
>Whythefucknot.jpg
>Take both halves, sandwich them together and start rubbing
>It feels scratchy like sandpaper, but good enough
>Now it starts hurting, like something is driving litle pins into my dick
>Thefuck
>Look down
>A fucking swarm of black is crawling all over me and down my legs
>AAAAAANTS
>immediately throw the bun on the floor and start stomping on it
>its hard as a rock so it doesn't break
>They're fucking everywhere
>Quickly run to the sink and start running cold water in an attempt to drown them
>the crafty fuckers all flee into the pubes
>screaming and sticking my hips further and further into the sink hoping to flood them all out
>Its not working
>Start slaming a fucking saucepan on my junk hoping to beat them off
>CLANG CLANG CLANG
>I look back up after being assured i got them all.
>Old lady across the way is looking at me in horror from outside
>She has a clear view of everything from the waist up and has probably watched me slamming myself with a sauce pan and screaming for the past 5 minutes.
>sheepishly wave and play it off as if Iw as working out and start doing some stupid flexes before sinking below the sink and out of site.

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How do you guys like to cope with WD's when you decide to go cold turkey? What's the worst part about them to you?

Weekend loneliness.

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>OP image isn't silhouette

One fucking job

>>8883222

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>>8823252

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What ya'll on tonight?

Who /preferdrinkingalone/ here?

I was invited out to a party tonight but I politely declined and told them I was feeling ill, so that I could stay at home, smoke some 420blaze it and then get drunk as fuck after, on my own.

Why is getting wrecked so much more fun on my own with netflix and vidya than out with all my friends partying?

Hows it going al/ck/s

I've been off sick from work all week but been using my power of not having to wake up for work to get smashed.

Gf moves in on saturday and I am busy the next two days so tonight is my last night of being smashed, if I can help it.

I'm gonna miss it, from now on I have to go cold turkey and pretend I dont love to get wankered.

It's sunday and I was trying to stay sober tonight. But I am severely bored. I have to get up for work at 7am, so the longer I leave it before starting drinking and going to sleep, the worse my hangover will be in the morning. I haven't started yet but I feel like I need to.

I fucking hate Sundays. On fridays and saturdays I love having the "safe" feeling of being able to drink as much and for however long I want, because I dont have to get up for anything the next day.

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