/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13171204
>I'm not a cuck
You are. You're also horrible to look at.

>>10348988
>because I ate them for years without knowing you're supposed to remove the shitsack thing from along its back before cooking and when I told some people they looked at me like I was a retard.

>>8683962
>>8684043

These are more friend horror stories and I'm the horror lol

>have Dorritos 3Ds
>knowing they are hollow and poke a hole in one
>fill it up with turtle food pellets
>put it on top of the other and offer my friend some
>he eats it, is all WTF and spits it out has green teeth and tongue lol

>Have a box of mini Slim Jims
>Friends over
>Convince friend A to stick one of the Jims up his anus
>We give it to the other friend
>He eats it
>Ask "you like rim jims?" and burst out laughing
>He curses us and runs into the bathroom lol

Now room mates lol

>Room mate says she does not need sugar in her sunday gravy
>Whenever it's cooking and I get alone with it, I dump in some sugar and mix it in
>Everytime I do this everyone enjoys it more than usual and congratulates her on how good it is, even she agrees and eats more of it