/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18870950
I don't know what the solution is though, I'm 6'5 and it's right above my eyebrow so when I lean over something or move a pan on the rear burners I hurt myself. When I researched it they said it needs to be low or otherwise it won't suck up the splatter and smoke, what is the ultimate range hood redpill?

>>18715374
>why does every covidslop joint want to piggyback on the first name Americans think of when they hear "Chinese food"?

>>18585624

>>16342133
The best kind of places

Maybe stop being a fat lazy fuck

I can't eat the crust because its asymmetry interferes with my autism.

What's the most reddit meal?

>>14298750
>recipe for yogurt
>step 1: buy yogurt

>>13752125
hey whoa now adam. That recipe is from a different culture. you can't go changing things! you have to ask permission to make that! yikes what a bigot

why does frigoman have 3 biceps?

So if they mixed mayonnaise and mustard, would it be called mayo-tard?

>try making fettuccine alfredo
>sprinkling parm over buttery noodles
>drop bowl
>8 ounces of grated cheese falls into a pound of pasta
is there any way to salvage this? It's basically a bowl of mac and cheese but with parm and fettuccine.
it tastes pretty good but the amount of cheesiness is overwhelming.

>>13279096
The majority of people have been eating like this since at least the neolithic. Only a few cultures such pastoral nomads have had a diet distinctly different from this.

>>13119668
i don't want to get bit

think about what u done fren

Mannen ta och rannsaka ditt jävla liv.

>>12354282
>2 pepsis
holy fucking fatass batman

>>12282290
That's the point

>>11868215
Its okay anon, I know most retards struggle with abstract thinking and comparisons but thanks for trying

Do i have to cook the spaghetti first?

Would /ck/ be interested in a cooking show by a 30 year old recluse? Mostly cooking cheap, simple, wizard chow that can be stretched out for a week. People have said I give off the same vibe as that donkey from winnie the pooh.

>>11729433
Wow you caught me. Based horseshoe theory BTFOs me again. Clearly the US and China are the same since they're on opposite ends of the spectrum.

>>11666307
The original point of it is not that the food is in a bad but that it's vacuum sealed. People who use just a sandwich bag are morons. As the thing heats, the vacuum effect naturally pulls the flavors of the stuff you're using as a marinade into the center of the meat while gently cooking it. It takes a while though.

Using a sandwich bag is shitting doofus tier. The name "sous vide" literally means "under vacuum". Even in spite of the goddamn name though, morons are unrelenting in their ass-hatted niggerings and they think le magic heating stick is what's doing all the work.

>told my dad there's no reason to put olive oil with the pasta when you boil it
>he called me an idiot
thanks guys