/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me, on a date with a hot girl
>talk about foods and cooking
>bring up umami to appear smart
>girls asks me what is umami
>"uuuhhh it's like... s-savory food, like beef... or m-mushrooms... uuuh yeah"
>now she doesn't answer back my texts
Fuck you /ck/, why do I even listen to you