/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19274771
>using soi instead of soy on /ck/ food and cooking
lmao get a load of this soyboy faggot, I bet he has a large collection of hot sauces at home

>>18591646
>>18591649
>>18591650
>>18591652
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE FUN OF MY EDIBLE FUNKO POPS! MY HECKIN SAUCERINOS!! NOT MY HECKIN SPICY BOIS NNNOOOOO
lmao, hot soys. when will they learn?

>>17885342
hot soys BTFO

>wh... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I'VE DEVELOPED GERD FROM CONSOOMING FIVE GALLONS OF HOT SAUCE A WEEK???!?!?!!!?? NNNNNOOOOOOOO NY HECKIN COLLECTIONRINO!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw my hot sauce tolerance becomes too high and I have to get a whole new collection

>tfw the tobasco bottle is empty

I'm just gonna come out and say it - I don't think very highly of people who collect hot sauce.

>tfw the hot sauce bottle is empty

>tfw can't bring my entire hot sauce collection to my wife's boyfriend's family's house
at least I have my Switch to keep me company

>tfw the hot sauce runs out

>>16348934
>>>16348923
>>>16348930
>Both of you fuck off to reddit

DID SOMEBODY SAY HOT SAUCE

>>16207152
>Hey there, neighborino! I'm just setting up this heckin' awesome picture of my epic hot sauce collection for some reddit updoots, just give me one minu-
>WAIT WAIT NONONONOOOOOOO YOU'RE STOMPING ALL OVER MY HECKIN' COLLECTIONRINO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH FUCK NO NO NO NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' VARKERINO FUCK FUUUUCCCKK IT'S GETTING KNOCKED TO THE GROUND FLOOR NOOOOOOOO JUST WAIT UNTIL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!!!!

>>16168058
>Oh, hey there, neighborino! Just taking a heckin' EPIC pic of my heckin' EPIC hot sauce collection for some reddit updoots, just give me one sec and I'll-
>WAIT NONONONOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KICK MY HECKIN' COLLECTIONRINO OFF THE HECKIN' STAIRS!!!!!! NOOOOO YOU'RE STOMPING ALL OVER MY VARKERINO YOU MONSTER AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH JUST WAIT UNTIL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!!!!

>>16159830
>wake up at heckin' 6 in the morningrino to let the heckin' good boi pupperino pooperino
>remember that I left my heckin' hot saucerino collectarino out last night
>enter the heckin' kitchenrino, heckin' hot saucerino is heckin' EVERYWHEREINO
>bottles of sriracharino, cholularino, heckin' varkerino all torn openrino
>follow saucerino trail to the bathroomrino
>heckin 'pupperino is laying in a HECKIN' MASSIVE puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>be me
>wake up at heckin' 6 in the morningrino to let the heckin' good boi pupperino pooperino
>remember that I left my heckin' hot saucerino collectarino out last night
>enter the heckin' kitchenrino
>heckin' hot saucerino is heckin' EVERYWHEREINO
>bottles of sriracharino, cholularino, heckin' varkerino all torn openrino
>follow saucerino trail to the bathroomrino
>heckin 'pupperino is laying in a HECKIN' MASSIVE puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>tfw thrown out if the restaurant for bringing in my hot sauce cooler
wtf bros, i thought this was a free country? i NEED a specific hot sauce for each dish and restaurants just don't carry a very good selection

>tfw realizing I've literally become a "hot sauce guy"

>tfw the hot sauce bottle is empty

>wake up at 6 am to walk the pupperino
>pour myself a heckin' hot cup of cofferino
>look at the counterino (left out my hot sauce collection from the prior night)
>EVERY heckin' bottlerino is chewed open
>hot saucerino heckin' COVERS the floorerino
>millions of scollevillerinos wasted
>follow heckin' spicy pupperino trackerinos to the bathroomerino
>pupperino is laying in a heckin' enormous puddle of diarrhino
>smells kinda like secret aardvarkerino
>mfw

>tfw out of sriracha

>>14701093
>>>14700614
>Soyjak-posters use soyjaks to express a hate for what they themselves can never possess- a feeling of authentic belonging, be it a mannerbund, an earnest friendship, or something as simple as shared dedication to a hobby or interest.

>when the hotsauce is gone

>NNNNOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW OUT MY HOT SAUCE COLLECTION???? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET ALL OF THOSE HECKIN SPICY BOIS????!!!??!!??!??! NOOOOOOOOOOO