/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19285115
My aunt I guess but I've never had her cooking outside of Christmas and thanksgiving dinner, which is just turkey or ham.
No one in my family can actually cook. I barely can. It's embarrassing.

>>15236425
>I want to make chilli at home.
Whoa there, sonny. Let me tell you a thing or two about REAL COOKING. You better have at least $200 worth of spices in that cabinet, big guy. A good chili has at least a pound of saffron threads and nutmeg in it. Gotta have your half gallon of Indian E. coli-infused IPA, and don't forget the 50 grams of cacao, too! For a little extra zest, you can try your wife's bf's cum, too. Just know that if you put beans in it, it is NOT authentic!