/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19736601
>You inspired me with your goffee hauls.

Based.

I'll inform (You)s that my new car has been delivered to me this past week, so technically from now on I can go to Ferrara and visit /ourguy/ Alberto at his Torrefazione, so I can learn the job and the skills.

He's also an amateur goffee photographer so, based.

>wake up
>poor people are seething at americans while we sleep again
why would I even need to eat breakfast, this could sustain me all day

>>19412732
Ok see you tomorrow thanks

>>19347685
oh you europeans

Oh yeah, it's shittin time

>>17832519
Haha epic post! It's funny because you know it's bad, but you post so we can laugh with you! I'll start

Eww gross! What are you doing OP!! 1/10

>>17631009
Because it works for them. There you go, mystery solved.

>>16590695
looks great

>>16145046
>>16145064
>>16145099
gentlemen

Never a real woman

>>15073572
>Mom invites me over to dinner
>ovenbaked potatoes, sweet potatoes and beets sidedish
>on toilet the next day
>look down before flushing
>looks like I emptied a bloodbag into the bowl
>remember I ate beets day before
>all is well

>>14598303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL42O2p1nx8
cucumber in ice water and put it in the fridge overnight.

>>13509910
my very first joey video and for me, the greatest

Alien food.

>>12714106
Unironically this. Don't listen to the raw meat retards, their brain has been rotted out due to constant salmonella poisoning. Well done by far has the most flavor. Don't @ me.

>>10910030

>>10717297
Ditched olde english as my go-to as soon as I discovered that cold, steely embrace

>>9846114
>Conquer half the world in search of new spices
>Only for third world animals to make fun of you and impregnate your women centuries later

>>9311330
god damn it opie i love you

>>9296761
The fucking face
>oshitnigger oven time

>>8694956

>pleb

really? after i've told you that you don't seem patrician for hating on canned sauces, you still try to act as though you're patrician for hating on canned sauces, even though you're actually not and all this reveals is that you felt the need to inform strangers that you don't like canned sauces, which most likely indicates that you probably do but feel really fucking poor right now and if i tell you that you're discriminating for hating canned sauces, you'll feel a little better?

and you have to lie? you have to pretend things about ME, some random person, in order to have your fucking fantasies where you don't fill your maw with trash on a daily basis because that's what is fit for you? that's fucking pathetic. i can make amazing sauces. most of the time it's not worth my time. because prego is fucking OK.

and nothing you can say can change that fact. that's the flaw in your argument. prego actually isn't disgusting. it's not terrible. it's not great or amazing. it's ok. it's normal. it's average. it's something that you can eat when you're hungry and it'll nourish you. it's not fucking muriatic acid and nigger semen. it's not thumbtacks and mud. it's tomatoes seasonings salt and sugar. basically it's a marinara tomato sauce. does it have more sugar than is optimal, perhaps? maybe, depending on your taste, sure. so fucking what? it's not that bad. it's alright. and there's plenty of legitimately decent canned sauces out there.

it's more likely you just fucking eat mcdonalds and dispense with pasta altogether because of fucking memes and you don't know how to make sauce and you're 'too good for prego' while you eat a fucking mcchicken.

am i right?

>>8500218
Probably using canada cucbux

>>8476739
No