/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I envy people who can bear being on flights, more so being able to eat. I have to knock myself out the moment I step on the plane or it's puke fiesta. When people tell me about how this one airline has better service than another, I have nothing to say. All I want is everyone to let me sleep in peace

>One day I feel like absolute shit
>Buy nuggets, wicked wings and popcorn chicken from KFC
>Buy a bottle of whiskey
>Take it to my old school (it's abandoned now, I live nearby)
>Sit on the playground eating and drinking
>Feel physically bad now too
>Go down the slide and throw up
>End up taking a shit in the grass and falling asleep on the rickety bridge with no shirt on

Worst night of my life so far but I'm glad no one called the police or something, I was pretty out of sight but not completely.

smelling raw meat makes me gag, even if it hasn't gone bad. Eggs do the same too. Why do raw (animal) proteins smell bad? I'm not even vegetarian.

>mfw murikans pass off pig rectum as calamari