/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I once took a date to The Melting Pot. I spent about $180 for both of us. Then we went home and had sex. That was ten years ago. I've been alone for so long.

>>12278169
Your hookup culture disgusts me, and it's the reason you're depressed.

>>11521879
I'm with you man. I can't wait for medical science to do away with "eating". Like, let me take one pill in the morning and have enough energy, or let me charge at a charging station. I'm so tired of eating, and you have to do it every day, and it's just shoving matter into your face so you don't die. I'd love to be able to eat for pleasure only, never because it's necessary.

I'd fund a scientist to research how I'd never need to eat ever again. No more food. Just let me live without having to shove matter into my face ever 6 hours.

Here are the rules:
1) I cook for you.
2) You wash the dishes.
These are the rules and they cannot be broken. I will satisfy #1 but if you disregard #2 then we are done as friends and I will never cook for you again. Obey the law.

>>11286478
Nah man. Everything nice is bad for you. Sticky rice, 30-year-old scotch, tobacco. You just gotta accept that being happy is off-limits in this world.