/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6664144

top lel, this guy was EE

>>6663636

same roommate, first outing together

> Going to the grocery store
> Inform roommate
> His ears perk at the idea of more onion dip and jugs of Arizona
> Starts to make me a list
> Shit's getting expansive
> Tell him to just go with me (place is literally 2 minutes away)
> He obliges, and we go to the store
> Gets his jugs and dip
> Floats over to the bakery area
> Sees pack of 50 cookies for $6
> He's in disbelief at the amount of cookies
> Grabs a container
> "Just a heads up that those are hard and not very good"
> Figured would warn him, since he'd apparently never been to the store before
> He looks at me, makes a face like he's sniffing a turd and then walks away
> We pay for our shit
> He spends ten minutes applying for a club card
> Eventually get out of there
> Get back
> He tears into the cookies
> Shoving them into his mouth
> Puts down about 4 or 5
> Slows up
> Thumbs around the sheet, feeling the cookies
> Looks at me
> "Anon, can you take me back to the store?"
> "Why?"
> "I want to return these cookies. They're not very good."
> "No."
> He protests, but I'm not about to drive back to the store so he can try to return a $6 carton of cookies that he's already abused
> I go to our room (yes, we shared a fucking room, which I have substantial shitty stories about) to get some work done
> Come back out and he's dipping the cookies in Arizona
> About 20 cookies gone
> Other roommate tells me he asked him to take him to the store to return them the next day