/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Out of nowhere get craving for steak and sauteed onions
>Don't have any steak
>Have a shitton of onions
>Slice up like 5 whole onions
>Sautee them
>Eat what was probably 2 pounds of onions
>Couple hours later
>Start feeling woozy
>Go to the bathroom
>Start vomiting up onions
>Bent over the toilet non-stop vomiting up onions through my mouth so violently they start coming through my nose
>Stomach starts gurgling
>Ass starts spurting out liquid shit that looks like half stirred nesquick
>Can't shit in the toilet since I'm puking in it
>Put lower half of my body in the bathtub so I'm not shitting on the floor
>This continues for about 40 minutes
>Spend the next week vomiting every 10 minutes or so
I can't stand sauteed onions anymore.